Saturday, May 07, 2005

Mother's Day Eve

Truth Enola. Mom works with him and he calls her shorty. She calls him dog. New preppy hip-hop dementia fashion line coming soon: Pollo Ralph Lauren, followed by Pollo Sport Cologne. Tastes like chicken. I'll plow through the side of your face with a bat as easily as if it was made of turkey roll. It will make the same noise, too. Stupid.